One way to deal with the predictable deluge of everyday assholery is to be a miserly, anti-social curmudgeon. The other way is to accept the things you cannot change and instead express yourself with some silly, supremely supple, superbly sewn socks. Let everyone know you are NOT an asshole, but everyone else is!
Soft Combed Cotton. Men's shoe size 7-12.
1% of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders