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Of course it's delicious - It's fucking delicious because you made it! Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up?

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Of course it's delicious - It's fucking delicious because you made it! Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up?

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.